dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

webmd:

let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
Laurell K. Hamilton (via your-band-sucks)

innercitylights:

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

drake-ramoray:

"u gotta love urself, dont care about other ppl" I DO LOVE MYSELF YOU FUCKING PRICK BUT IT WOULD BE FUCKING NICE TO HEAR SOMEONE SAYING THAT THEY LOVE ME AND THAT I AM IMPORTANT TO THEM AS WELL YOU KNOW

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later