"oh good you came out of your room finally"
"oh wow you’re going out for the second day in a row!!"
"YOU’RE WEARING DRESS/SKIRT/MAKEUP ZOMG"
"I see you’re back at your laptop aw poor thing did you miss it while you were out for 4 hours"
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
Há 10 anos te amando como se não houvesse amanhã. Happy bday, minha Jujubinha <3 (em Residencial Club Tuiuti)
so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings
and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding
and i’m just like
are you sure
are you really sure about that
i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier